Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

askluciferthelightbringer:

itsjustcheeseandbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

:(

crying

(Source: godisnotonflatbread)

❝don't blink. don't even blink. blink and you're dead. don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink. good luck.

❝don't blink. don't even blink. blink and you're dead. don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink. good luck.

(Source: jauros)

cumberverse:

the progress of benedict cumberbatch (x)

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

emmylovestrees:

mistymountainhopping:

fvckcarter:

larryissexual:

hazza-locks-lou:

bowties-and-greeneyes:

martyrdom-and-suicide:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

encryptionmodus:

fartbeats:

thneedz:

milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

I REALLY WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS BUT IM FUCKING TERRIFIED I HATE MY LIFE

I AM SO PISSED

OH MY GOD I WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO PLAY IT ARE YOU SERIOUS I AM CRYING

I will never be the same….

I WANT TO PLAY IT SO BAD BUT I CAN’T DFHJKSPJOIGJICND CAN SOMEONE DO IT WITH MY PLEASE

Holy shit liked please just play it. you won’t regret it I promise

crying

what the fuck

omfg cryingggggggggg

(Source: dekutree)

bugkiss:

david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

mollyfuckinghooper:

What he’s thinking 99% of the time during The Hounds of Baskerville

for Olivia

(Source: cassanovak)